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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

How to kill your cat and make it look like an accident (kapla hotak ko!!)

1. Petmethrin


Petmethrin is a insectide (bunuih serangga) not a insect repellent but can be used as conjunction with other insect repellent. Biasa product ni diapply pada barang2 mcm kelambu ka..baju ka...xleh directly apply on our skin. Petmethrin gak merupakan product flea treatment for dogs ONLY. DOG ONLY okiess...klu hang p tgk kat botol petmethrin for dogs hang akn nmpk yg kat situ tulih never apply on cats. Coz petmethrin ni highly toxic for cats. So, never let ur cat near to ur dog yg baru ditreat dgn petmethrin. The cat may accidentally ingested the chemical substance when grooming then mampuih hang gak nangih2. If klu terkena gak cpt2 p wash off using liquid hand dishwashing or if symptom appear dah cpt2 p vet lor...




2. Other topical insecticides 
Product2 neh blh jd mengandungi organophosphate atau carbamates, pyrothroid, imidactoprid, fipronil and selamectin. Which, when they administered appropriately only cause low risk of serious problemo. But kdg2 leh menyebabkan dermal irritation. setel dgn wash the product off with a mild detergent but if the irritation is localized buleh diredakan dgn menyapu content dr capsul vitamin E or costicosteroid cream. Klu the kucing lick the tropical applied product, the taste reaction mcm hypersalivation can be treat by giving the cat milk or liquid from tuna fish.


3.Venlafaxine
Venlafaxine nie obat yg korg akn mkn bila korg dah msk mid age dah mengalami pergolakkan hidup pastu hampir mengong nguahahah obat antidepress ni akn menjadi teman hidup hangpa. Ahli keluarga gwe ada sorg mkn mende neh. pastu terus menerus mkn klu x mkn leh jd serial killer kot aaaa..... tp gwe dengar kucing ada kecenderungan utk mkn ubat ni klu dier terjumpa or org sengal mmg nk bagi dia mkn. One capsule iaitu bersamaan 37.5mg of venlafaxine buleh bikin kucing vomitting, mydriasis, agitation dan blah..blah..blah..symptom2 ni appear after 1-8 hours after ingestion and kucing tuh leh dirawat dgn activated charcoal tp the best hangpa p hntr vet cpt2..haper hang ingat hang Dr. Vet uahahaha

4. Glow jewelry and sticks 
Hokey...dulu kecik2 gwe suker gila mende nih...ingat lg gwe p pesta konvo kat UTM. Pastu gwe beli satu glow stick kaler hijou yg leh jadikan bracelet. So, sesampenya gwe kat umah dgn gumbiranya gwe jadikan necklace kucing gwe yg kacak bermata romantik iaitu Malique (namo glamer kan..kan..) pastu dier x suker n try to remove the stick la so accidentally gihgit n teraso glow liquid tuh. Natijahnya malique mengalami hypersalivation. Gwe kaget nokkk kaget...nasib x mampuih...klu x jadi 'I killed my cat' nguahahha. Bahan kimia mende alah ni menybbkn unpleasant taste pada kucing. so avoid it from being ingest by depa la...if tertelan gak kucing akn hypersalivation, vomiting or agitation. treat depa dgn memberi susu or liquid from tuna fish. Coz rasanya sgt33333 x besh bg kucing.

5. Lilies
Gwe tau bunga lily sgt chantek kan...so korg pon menghias kat garden korg...xpon kat dlm ghumah. (gwe xminat bunga okies..i am not minah bunga ngehhh). Tp kucing termakan bunga lily, depa akn mengalami renal failure even smallest exposures ja sdh bikin kucing itu sick iaitu vomiting, agitation, depression, polyuria, polydipsia blah..blah..blah...hence the cat requires aggressive treatment with activated charcoal and emesis. Sekali lg gwe ingatkan, hangpa bukan vet..so jgn gatai2 nk treat snirik..snirik cuai snirik mau ingat p hantar cpt2 ke vet. Moral of the story..x besh pon bunga2 ni..bkn leh mkn pon wat ulam ke haper.

6. Potpourri
Mende alah yg org guna kasi wangi2 rmh or time mau wangi2 majlis kawin. Tp gwe x pernah suka bau dier. Bau pelik bikin gwe pehninggg..yg penting mende ni berbahaya gilos pada kucing leh mybbkn ulceration, corneal ulceration, dermal, oral, gastrointestinal irritation,and CNS depression blah5x pendek kata jauhkan lah mende alah ni dr kucing.



7. Nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (nsaids)
obat jenis neh digunakan utk merawat sakit kapla, acute gout, arthritis, dehmam, obat thn sakit and migrain. klu kucing termakan leh mybbkn gastrointestinal upset, including vomiting, diarrhea, ulceration, hemorrhage, and ulcer perforation.


8. Paracetamol or acetaminophen
Sng kata panadol la. Dehdulu, time gwe kocik2 sekolah rendah ada sekoq kucing gwe dehmam selsema. Then gwe bg dia obat panadol pastu xsampe 2-3 jam dier mati bulu tercacak. OMG...I killed my cat!!
Sebabnya kucing xdo glucuronyl transferase enzymes to safely break paracetamol down so dier mati coz keracunan paracetamol ituuu~~~ moral of the story klu xda sijil vet jgn ngade2 nk prescribe obat utk kucing korg. 


 9. Anticoagulant rodenticides
Racun tikus..bkn utk meracuni kucing anda. ado pahem? so nk meracun tikus tuh berpada2 la. errr...tp klu dah ado kucing perlu kan nk meracun kucing. pe guner kucing hangpa. biological control la beb. ajor kucing korg p tngkap tikuih...pepenat dah jaga suh depa bls budi yer x. xmcm McCat..suh amikkan towel time gwe mandi pon x blh...hapa pon x blh chisss...


10. Amphetamines
Drug yg bikin kita high..uhlalalala...cer tanya penagih dadah mesti depa tau mende alah nie. Tp ada gak digunakan utk depress appetite (kasi kuruih), attention deficit disorder and nacrolepsy. Antara dadah yg popular mengandungi amphetamines ialah Ecstasy, Speed and Base, Ice and Methamphetamine. Jgn ajor kucing hangpa jd penagih dadah okiess


11. Car
Ko naik kete ko pastu ko gilis kucing ko. sekian, wasalam.



Nota McCat: Tahniah kpd member gwe Nurain Sazila yg telah selamat melangsungkan perkahwinan beliau pada 9 Julai 2011. Daripada p himpuanan BERSIH baik gwe jd bridesmaid and p majlis kawin hokey!


wuhh wedding yg bergaya~~gwe yg kat hujung kanan as bridesmaid huahaha

 The lovely bride!!

Wish u all the best Ain!!




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